Lana Lang vs. Lois Lane

BY AGATHON FRIC

ROUND 1: PERSONALITY POP QUIZ
LANA LANG: Lana is the beautiful ex-cheerleader with farm girl flair. But underneath Kristin Kreuk's exotic, Canadian good looks, Lana's personality can be summed up in one word: whiney. Blame the writers or blame the actress (I blame the writers) for making Lana's personality a loser.
LOIS LANE: Fellow Canuck Erica Durance plays the gorgeous go-get-'em girl, Lois Lane. When she came to Smallville in season four, Lois reenergized the small screen with her added ounce of Superman mythos. She is smart, down to earth, and true to herself. What more could you ask for?

Lois has the full package. She takes the first point to Metropolis!
SCORE: LANA LANG – 0
LOIS LANE – 1

ROUND 2: LOVE TRIANGLE
LANA LANG : Lana + Clark + Lois = Disaster. Only one woman can capture the heart of Clark Kent. Miss Lang is Clark's first teenage love and wants to know all his secrets. Aw, isn't that sweet? Not sweet enough.
LOIS LANE: Although Lois has yet to make a move, far less show some interest in Clark, we know that he will fall in love and marry Chloe's hard-hitting cousin, Lois Lane, leaving Lana stuck in Smallville. Lois and Clark are like cookies and cream: they just go together.

Two rounds in and Lois already rips Lana's heart out! Ouch!
SCORE: LANA LANG – 0
LOIS LANE – 2

ROUND 3: JOB JOUST
LANA LANG: Co-owner and coffee server, Lana has done a lot of business with a certain bald-headed billionaire and lately it has had little to do with making money. She managed The Talon for a while, before packing her bags for Paris.
LOIS LANE: On the other hand, Lois has also tried her hand at waiting tables and has dabbled in investigative reporting at the Torch. However, until she gets her dream job at the Daily Planet, Lana remains better qualified.

Lana torches the Torch and Lois' chance at winning this round. Lana scores!
SCORE: LANA LANG – 1
LOIS LANE – 2

ROUND 4: DANGEROUS DEFENCE
LANA LANG: Next to Chloe, Lana must be Smallville's most kidnapped, tortured and endangered girl next door, which has led her to learn kick boxing. But if Clark weren't there to save her, she would have been dead long ago.
LOIS LANE: Lois can hold her own. Not only is she the daughter of a military man, General Lane, Lois also carries flash bang grenades in her car trunk – just in case. She knocked the lights out of Scabby Abby's mom and could easily kick Lana's whiney butt.

Lois Lane feels no pain! Lana falls behind…
SCORE: LANA LANG – 1
LOIS LANE – 3

ROUND 5: COMICS CONFLICT
LANA LANG: Superman's original red-headed comic crush made her debut in the 1950 edition of Superboy #10, making her character almost 56 years old.
LOIS LANE: Meanwhile, Lois Lane appeared alongside her Man of Steel in his very first appearance in Action Comics #1 printed in 1938! She and Superman celebrate 68 years this month and at one point, she had her own self-titled comic series. Enough said.

Lois Lane is the real L.L. Superman's girlfriend wins the final fight!
SCORE: LANA LANG – 1
LOIS LANE – 4

ROUND UP: Next to Lois, Lana looks lame. Both of Clark Kent's comic companions exude beauty and power, but there's no love left for Lana. She may not run faster than a speeding bullet or be stronger than a locomotive, but Lois Lane is a loyal, strong-willed, super hero at heart that girls can look up to and guys can gawk at.

Web Links:
www.dccomics.com
www.supermanhomepage.com

  • Sexyazblue24

    Lana got super powers. I think you left that part out. Her powers make Klark weak. Oops you left that part out too. Thats why they couldn't be together. Soooo Lana became a big girl. Got smart and tough. Learned how to fight. And got super powers. Plus started her own lair. And helped Kark out. Although lois is the one. Lana is best matched. He loves them both.