By Dina Ginzburg
Some people really need to be more observant. A man in British Columbia entered a 7-Eleven at 3am and proceeded to steal two breakfast sandwiches. After fleeing from the store, he realized that in his speed to grab food and dash, he had actually stolen two plastic sandwiches that were put up for display. They were worth $70 bucks each and while they are more valuable than the real thing, the robber couldn’t munch on them.
Witnesses say that he threw one of the sandwiches on the ground and took off with the other. Local police found him in a hotel a short time later. If he could afford to stay in a hotel, why didn’t he have enough money to buy breakfast?
Luckily for the hungry bandit, the owner of the 7-Eleven decided not to press charges because the plastic sandwiches were returned to him in mint condition. Now the story has gone viral, so the thief can be punished by people laughing at his lack of ethics and general logic.