Back Fresh: Goals are best met when there's a slight attempt made to reach it. Originally published in the September 2005 issue of The Magazine! Open publication – Free publishing
Cue Ball: Gossiping is only acceptable if you're gossiping about a friends killer robot… and even then, you should probably talk to your friends straight on. Originally published in the October 2005 issue of The Magazine!
July Bug: Sometimes, it's good to have the regular routine of school… Originally published in the July 2005 issue of The Magazine! Open publication – Free publishing
Field Tripe: If fish could talk, what do you think they would say? Originally published in the November 2005 issue of The Magazine! Open publication – Free publishing
Phyzzle: It's not about if you win or loose, it's how you don't bother to play the game. Originally posted in the May 2005 issue of The Magazine! Open publication – Free publishing
Fin: The phrase "patience is a virtue" was invented for a reason… Originally published in the June 2005 issue of The Magazine! Open publication – Free publishing
Banana Split: If someone tells you to "go banana's", don't actually go banana's. Originally published in the January 2006 issue of The Magazine! Open publication – Free publishing