Cue Ball: Gossiping is only acceptable if you're gossiping about a friends killer robot… and even then, you should probably talk to your friends straight on. Originally published in the October 2005 issue of The Magazine!
July Bug: Sometimes, it's good to have the regular routine of school… Originally published in the July 2005 issue of The Magazine! Open publication – Free publishing
The Future: How do you make Shakespeare exciting? Make it so he's not taught in schools… Originally published in the September 2004 issue of The Magazine! Open publication – Free publishing